As we prepare for another fruitful and exciting weekend on the town, let us all stop for a moment and collect our thoughts. Then let us take that moment to ponder our fashion decisions before going forth into a public arena involving the public and people being around you in public. Because remember, you are in public. So. Here's a fashion pep talk, if you will, before the scenic showdown.
Feast your eyes upon perfection in a crosswalk. We know it’s simple, we know it’s classic, we know it’s redundant, but the little black dress never fails. She’s gorgeous and confident. And is clearly holding the attention of the sausage-train following behind her. Embrace form fitting clothes our lady friends. We promise you are not over dressed if you wear something other than jeans and flip flops out on a Saturday night. We would not lie.
We give this attempt an A for effort because, really, going for the naughty cowgirl ensemble is awfully admirable. But we are perplexed and this is why. When in the possession of some rockin’ legs, why cover them with denim board shorts? Daisy Duke would not approve.
Men. Gone are the days when you and all your friends could dress the exact same. Give the ladies something new. Go for something unpredictable. Surprise us.
This guy makes a statement and was demanding the attention of every lady at Alive After Five. Again, the form fitting clothes are SEXY, this is a prime example of what we mean. We like the casual slacks with the sneakers. We like the black v-neck (SLIGHT v-neck, we don’t ever need to see chesty man-bush on display) and the result is a unique, hot, complimentive look. We want to jump his bones.
The business-casual look, the I just threw on something I had with me at work look, it’s fun, it’s a good time. This, however, is not actually that look. We know downtown is metaphorically a hunting ground, but it’s not in the literal sense, so let’s leave all Camo at home please.
We’ll see you out this weekend! Have a fabulous time!
